It’s pretty unfair that Marvel’s Doctor Strange was forced to be strange just because of his name. Why couldn’t he have been named Stephen Normal?
Jason Bourne is back for another movie, and he’s forgotten his name YET AGAIN (we assume)! Just as forgettable is the theme song for the last 4 movies, so we thought we’d come up with one just for the occasion.
Google is doing great. They really are. We love all the Google Doodles and all the ways they help us find stuff. So why don’t they have a theme song yet? Well now they can! Here’s to you, beautiful Google Machine!
The original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song was so iconic, but Michael Bay’s first attempt didn’t exactly land with the fans. We’re here to provide a new, iconic theme song that really plays on an untouched aspect of the TMNT. They’re TEENAGERS! Filled with angst!
The Nintendo NX is coming in March 2017, and our favorite part of new Nintendo consoles is the fun loading music that plays while it’s being powered on. What fun theme song awaits Mario and the gang this time? We wrote one just for the occasion.
The new Power Rangers reboot sure does seem to be taking a big risk with Rita Repulsa by making her into the hero of the franchise. Looks like she’s not so repulsive after all in her Green Ranger gear, huh? Way to take a big risk, Saban!
Captain America: Civil War is coming, and famed filmmaker Ken Burns has managed to capture the historic event in one of his signature documentaries. Captain America and Iron Man are engaged in a heated battle, pitting Avenger against Avenger. Cap has managed to rally Agent 13, Scarlet Witch, Hawkeye, Ant-Man, Falcon, and The Winter Soldier. Iron Man has managed to gather his own troops, including Vision, Black Widow, Black Panther, War Machine, and Spider-Man! Whose side are you on?
Mary Poppins is finally getting the sequel it deserves! Or maybe it’s a remake? We’re not 100% sure, but we ARE sure that Lin-Manuel Miranda is involved as both a songwriter as well as an actor, which means SO MUCH WORK! How is he gonna do it all? Luckily, we’re here to help by lightening his load with a theme song for this brand new movie.
The criminal underworld is dark and gritty. Who better to tackle this dangerous world than the cute and cuddly Pikachu? No one! That’s who! Unfortunately, we’re afraid that he might not be taken seriously enough! That’s just the life that Pikachu has been dealt.
There are a lot of heroes in Uncharted 4, but what about the unseen heroes in the world of charting? Once the world is explored, who makes sure that the uncharted actually gets charted? That’s right! The mapmakers! So while you’ve been dilly-dallying around, we’ve been hard at work getting you a theme song for your late, late video game release. Don’t worry, Nathan Drake! Your buddies won’t go unseen!