There are a lot of heroes in Uncharted 4, but what about the unseen heroes in the world of charting? Once the world is explored, who makes sure that the uncharted actually gets charted? That’s right! The mapmakers! So while you’ve been dilly-dallying around, we’ve been hard at work getting you a theme song for your late, late video game release. Don’t worry, Nathan Drake! Your buddies won’t go unseen!
Ridley Scott wrote a little skit about an alien called Alien: Covenant, which is either a sequel to Prometheus or a prequel to Alien, Aliens, and Alien 3, so that’s enough information for us to assume that this will be a piece exploring the cute little facehugger that we’ve all known to grow and love. Sorry, Xenomorph! Looks like baby is the star of this picture!
The Legends of the Hidden Temple is back, but this time, it’s a TV movie! Maybe now, we’ll get to see what the actual legend of the hidden temple is! That’s why we’re back with a new theme song that explores just that. Wise up, Nickelodeon Corporation. You need this!
It’s the trial of the century! Batman and Superman are finally going to court to see who is to blame for all the destruction to Gotham City! We’re so excited to see two superheroes do what we love seeing superheroes do: engaging in long legal proceedings. Are you team Batman or team Superman?
Nobody really knows why March Madness sets in, but it does. Every March, all the kids in college gather on the basketball courts and start hurling basketballs back and forth and for some reason, the NCAA likes to put it up on TV.
The 10 Cloverfield Lane trailer surprised us all, and we’re all very excited to see the universe of Cloverfield expanded into this street and its normal goings on. Thank goodness there’s no monster or anything in this next one because we’re actually pretty terrified of it! It’s nice to see a J.J. Abrams movie about just a regular house on a regular street where nothing bad ever happens!
Leap Day only comes every election year, so take a leap and try something you’re not sure you can do! Like sometimes we make up these songs on the spot. A lot of the time, actually! And we’re not always sure if it’ll work, but people seem to like it sometimes at least! See? We took a leap!
Hi, Seth MacFarlane! We were just wondering if Season 2 of Cosmos was coming any time soon? Either way, we thought we’d lighten your heavy workload by making you a theme song for that imminent second season. Why not focus on Neil DeGrasse Tyson’s spaceship? It’s a major part of the show, but with all the scientific knowledge being dropped, there doesn’t seem to be enough time for it! We think you’ll like it.
Will Smith is nowhere to be found this Independence Day, which means that the aliens are definitely going to win in the next movie. So we thought, what better theme song than a new national anthem for our new overlords, the aliens!
Tales from the Crypt is being RESURRECTED on TNT! That’s right, brand new sCRYPTS will be gracing your television sets! So what could a reBOOt use more than anything else? Why, an updated SCREAM Song, to be sure!